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Someone’s Knocking on the Door

If I go by my rating system, Someone’s Knocking on the Door gets a full five slashes- this movie was crazy, sick, disturbing, and perverted. I must be a freak myself but I haven’t had a movie keep me looking at the screen and not budging from my seat for anything in years. Ezra Buzzington is a psychotic maniac and plays the part well!

This is a film that has you wanting to make everyone you know watch it and see what their reaction will be. The very opening scene paves the way for the fucked up yelllow brick road you’ll be traveling down. A group of close friends like to experiment with drugs and each other but the only problem is there’s a nasty side effect to that drug and their names are John and Wilma.

These two will kill off your high just like they will kill you in some pretty wicked ways that you will never forget. Out of all of them, Meg is the only straight laced one in the bunch and doesn’t put those crazy chemicals in her body.So one day when they are hanging out in medical records basement going thru serial killers Jon and Wilma’s files, everyone except Meg pops the drug and listens to a taped session.

I honestly think that Chad Ferrin’s Someone’s Knocking on the Door in my opinion was a freakin Horror Masterpiece- it’s got it all and more! I loved the scene where Meg is running down the wet hallway and keeps falling, it’s not one of those stupid “Oh, I just keep falling down in the woods for no reason so I can get slaughtered” moves. This is a film you don’t wanna miss….

Slasher

Skullheads

An eccentric family lives in a humongous beautiful castle where there are valuables and treasures nestled all over the place. Daughter Naomi is a weird one and this is because the poor girl isn’t allowed to do anything. If she is caught with trivial things like a cell  phone or an ipod she is taken down to the dungeon and tortured for it.

One day the cook takes one of the sheep from their farm and cooks it up for dinner and Peter the older half brother takes it very badly and spends the whole dinner sobbing hysterically at the table until Naomi gives him a stuffed animal. The Dad Carver couldn’t wait to tell Peter that it was their sheep since he has a very mean streak running thru him.     

Well the cooped up Naomi is estacic when three Hollywood people come to the door just about begging to use their castle for a movie. Carver just about tells them to screw off and that’s the end of it! Well Naomi who craves attention talks her mom into it and then all hell breaks loose. Dinner is crazy and then it turns out these movie producers aren’t there for a film shoot at all.

I guess these fools wish they would of known about the Skullheads that guard the castle and this freaky family. Of course these cool little guys are what make the movie, I really wish there was more scenes with them in it. It was funny how the one was peeking around the corner smoking a joint. Skullheads is your typical Charles Band movie so you won’t be disappointed.

Albino Farm

Albino Farm is another film about an urban legend with a bunch of freaky inbred misfits that love to grab a hold of the tourists and perhaps eat them for dinner. For a project, four college students are out in the Ozark Mountain town when they start to discuss this local legend. The town also has a century old group of religious fanatics.

Well It seems that the kids get kinda off the project and more into the town legend as they go along. Naturally curiosity gets at them and they decide they just have to go off and explore in those woods for the freaks themselves. If they were smart they would of stuck with just listening to all the horrible stories instead of trying to actually relive it.

Now creeping around they have to face some real life horrors of the most disturbing kind. Body parts are placed in spots and you have to wonder do they like to gnaw on them for a treat? Can these kids escape their terrible fate with maybe some minor cuts and bruises? Or will they end up being a part of some inbreds diet?

I think scariest thing in the whole movie was Bianca Barnett’s character pig bitch. Now she was some inbred looking animal with a pig face and a seemingly a strong sexual appetite. I wouldn’t want to bump into her ass anywhere! Yuk, I was amazed at how well she seemed to skeeve me out in the very short time she was on film.

Hot Blood Sundae

Hot Blood Sundae is the new horror/comedy that stars Internet sensation Bobbi Billard, Akira Lane, Gelussa Zaripova and Joanna Hernandez. Directed By Jon Darbone and Produced By Trevor Veilleux, Hot Blood Sundae deals with a newly changed ice cream shop that went from boring and scarcely making it into an full booming adult aimed business.

Now the girls are called the Scoopettes and they all wear flimsy little outfits so when they wait on the customer their thongs are all up in their drooling faces. If you like reality TV then you’ll definitely recognize the Sheriff’s sexy female partner as Cocktail from the MTV series For the Love of Ray Jay and she was also on Season 1 of Oxygen’s The Bad Girls Club.

The ingredients that make this film roll are ice cream, big boobs, and lots of  blood – Oh did I mention big boobs? Unfortunately for the girls someone is not liking the fact that their sexy images are selling the goods . One day a Scoopette named Paula is found dead and bloated in the freezer. Will this horrible incident hurt business? Hell no! People seem to want ice cream even more now.

So now the mystery begins, who is offing all the hotties? Could it be the nasty bum who came in with some spare change and waxed one on and off while waiting for his order? Or is it the boss’s wife who is not liking this whole Scoopette thing? All we know is that if the killer isn’t caught soon there will be no hot babes to sell the ice cream!

So pop Hot Blood Sundae in and plop on the couch with a big bowl of ice cream and see what kind of trouble this killer is causing. Now the ice cream just seems to be even tastier than usual and perhaps just a smidge more red… Hmm I wonder why? Just hope you don’t lick that  first layer off and find a stringy eyeball or who the hell else knows what!

Slices- The Movie

Slices- The Movie is a series of five separate films that all come together in the end. A man with what seems like insomnia is plopped on the couch watching late night TV titled Theatre of the Macabre with a peculiar horror host named Professor Lucious Phibes. He introduces us to the first film on the menu called The Exterminator. Here a nasty executive gets his just deserts when he is kidnapped and tortured in the veins of films like Hostel or Saw.

The next film on Professor Lucious’ list is Dead Letters and in it a very popular author named Ash can’t seem get over his ex wife who has passed away. He is pining at her grave when his agent Tyler comes and tells him he needs to move on and get his ass back to writing best selling novels. Tyler also thinks he can get him a pretty nice book deal. When he comes to Ash’s house for dinner, really sees how hung up the old man really is!

My favorite one outta the bunch was the next called Night Screams. Here  two couples head out to what they think will be a sex filled party type of situation until there is a knock on the door and Sandra shows up to sink her teeth into the situation. The Range had the whole western 1880’s theme with three Confederate soldiers on the run from the law. After they meet up with skin ripping zombies they’ll wish they just nested up behind those jail cell bars!

The final show on Professor Phibes list is The Turn Out where a guy and his girl are led out to this romantic spot by a friend so he can drop on one knee and ask the love of his life to marry him. So when they get there the friend wanders off to give the two lovebirds some privacy. Well too bad they didn’t notice the old dirty man lurking in the woods. Now he has the couple in his grips, will they manage to escape or will that wedding never come to be?

Victor Juliet’s Director’s Cut

I didn’t expect to like this as much as I did but Victor Juliet’ s was a trip and very fun to watch. In each chapter you get a little tidbit of a story that was totally enjoyable and even though this is a independent film it will keep you interested in whats going on in all these different situations. Victor Juliet is the eccentric film maker that will do whatever it takes to get the project done.  

His cronies are his casting director Rachel, and his all around go getter is Pete. They will do whatever Mr. Juliet likes and are very loyal with mouths that will not speak a word of what takes place for a film project to get finished. Victor will go to extremes to get the results he wants like buying a formula to change actors into zombies from a very elite organization.   

An actress named Sara is extremely excited that she finally got her first call back to be in a film. She gets there excited but admitting she is a little nervous since it will be her first time actually acting in a film. Can Sara make the grade to be in this unique horror flick? Or will Sara just be a test run for a sexier chick needing to be slaughtered? Take a little peek and you’ll grasp what I am getting at!

Rough Cut review

How far would you go to make a movie? Apparently Blaine Norris thought he needed to commit murder in order to get his film finished. He was set on making an independent horror film called Through Hike and had actress Robin Griggs all set to star in it until she hurt her wrist. Sounds awful to say but maybe it was a blessing in disguise for her.

Randi Trimble was a very loving an respectful person who didn’t have a bad bone in her body. Randi was born in 1974 at a Navy hospital. Randi was a very happy easy going woman who just cared so much for everyone around her. Watching this film you really can not understand her husbands reasoning on why she was killed.

Blaine Norris felt that Randi was interfering with the film by making Brian not get involved as he had planned. Plus she didn’t want Brian to lend Blaine his expensive camera equipment. So Brian told Blaine he couldn’t and that’s when a plan began to form about how they could get rid of her for good. Brian already wanted out of the marriage and was planning on divorcing her.  

What was going thru Brian’s mind that made him think that killing her was better then divorcing her? He made an agreement with Blaine that he wanted him to strangle her. Blaine went on his anger and the hope that the money he would receive for killing her would be enough to finish his film. The cops feel that Blaine enjoyed what he did that night murdering Randi and if he wasn’t caught, he would of did it again.

Blaine felt that the whole situation was like a game and even though there were high stakes he could still win. He was a sociopath and had no conscioius to make him feel guilty or make him lose any sleep at night. The two men’s families were left totally bewildered at what made their children into killers. Neither man was abused or had a rough life growing up. 

No one deserves to die like poor Randi did. Those bastards deserve the death sentence for what they did. Blaine stabbed Randi over 28 times. How can he live with himself? He claims to have finally found God and that God forgave him. I hope and pray that Randi’s mom somehow manages to find peace and the will to go on but I know she will never forget….

Damaged Disciples

Wits’-End Entertainment of Hudson, NH Proudly Presents:

Damaged Disciples (3D)

An anal retentive atheist social worker named Jimmy has just lost his girlfriend to the grave. His situation grows worse once he stumbles upon a secret society of Angel and Demons, blending in with Humans on Earth… Having his life saved by one particular very self serving, sarcastic and self abusive Angel, causes increasingly deadly side effects. The powers that be want to tie up any loose ends and continue to conceal their existence by just executing Jimmy. But Jimmy barters to assist in a Grand Quest in hopes they will cure him. Many temptations and pitfalls emerge as Jimmy now has no choice but help end a war between good and Evil…But which side will he take?

The Movie is shot entirely with Live Actors on Blue Screen, with all atmospheres, foregrounds, backgrounds, CGI creatures, etc… done in post. The look and feel is that of a Dark Graphic Novel. The situations lend to Graphic Horror, SCI-FI, Action, Comedy and Fantasy genres….

The final print will be in Anaglyphic 3D and also a 2D version.

Main cast Members:
Ryan Roy, Nathaniel Sylva, Edward X. Young, Jamie Fessenden, Lori Siem-Lindgren, Michelle Knotz , Colleen Cohan, Paul Henry and Steven Cambian.

Supporting Actors:
Edward A. Young, Robbie Lindgren, Megan Sacco, Nick Kobus, Nikki Casey, Chris Clunnie, Sophia Wong, Jacob Roy. Rob Roy.

Visit Movie website for updated info, Behind the scenes clips and progress on production.
Website: www.damageddisciples.com

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