Death On Demand

Death On Demand is your typical reality show gone wrong. A famed mountain climber went crazy and murdered his family and then hung himself. Money bags Richard decides to host the show in the old house that of course is supposed to haunted. His partner Pete reminded me of Roger from What’s Happening with his dark framed glasses and lanky build.

So there are three couples that are going to have to find clues and figure things out to win the prize. Could the place really house the spirit of Sean McIntyre and his murdered family? Will Biff and Brad be able to get thru the night with out killing each other? I liked this flick and it had some seriously gory scenes that made me cringe with the thought of it actually happening.

Kristin Grotte plays porn star Velvet Luv who was hired to try an spice up the show a bit, and paying her an extra $500 bucks for each person she manages to have sex with ain’t bad either. Petite Tammy constantly mocks her man Brad’s inability to get it up but after popping some Viagra type pills he manages to get it on with Velvet in the bathroom of the old house.

Will anyone survive the night? Will there be a winner for this game or will there just be dead bodies lying everywhere when the night is thru? Death On Demand is one of the few movies I have seen so far this summer that grabbed my interest- whether it be by watching someone have their Achilles’ tendon ripped out or maybe just Brad’s doofy disposition that sort of reminded me of Kelso from the 70’s show!

The Creek Director on Some Scene Radio

Monday night at 9:30 PM EST, the cast and crew of the award winning independent horror film, The Creek will be on This Is Some Scene Radio. Director Erik Soulliard will be our special guest on Guerilladelphia’s Declaration of Independents Radio Show, This Is Some Scene. It all starts at 9PM EST with Movie News, Attack of the B-Movies, This Day in Entertainment History and The Guessing Game where you guess the movie clip and win a prize from SlackerPlanet.net. Listen LIVE at www.BlogTalkRadio.com/ThisIsSomeScene.

The Horror Convention Massacre 2

Old School Sinema is back with part two of The Horror Convention Massacre. You can expect more boobs, blood, and fuckin’ hot Carl himself as Jimmy who manages to annoy almost everyone he runs into contact with. It’s hysterical how all these convention guests think he is the guy from the sandwich commercials who lost all of that weight, when really it was his brother.

The sexy Natasha Talonz is Kitty Klimaxx, a porn star with a fetish for blood! She has a killer body on her, not some skinny anorexic frame ready to shatter when touched. Will Kitty’s run in with the killer leave her a bloody mess? Or will she live to see another naked picture signed? Poor hotel worker Aaron is dealing with the horror conventions craziness once again- at least this time his boss gives him a raise and he doesn’t have some cheating bitch nagging him!

If you are a fan of the first you’ll become a fan of the next, what’s not to like? Well besides that preaching asshole who bothered hotel guests with his ridiculas opinions. You might end up like me, praying he’ll get his before the movie is over! Joe O knows what it takes to make us fans a campy fun sequel that I personally think out does the first, and that’s a hard thing to accomplish in the land of making movies!

For a guaranteed great time go buy The Horror Convention Massacre 2 and experience a b movie at it’s very best. It’s sure to surprise you with it’s low budget yet super cool special effects for the eyeball and a nice slit throat scene! Pulsating blood never looked so good pumping out of some gory wound. For a good time call OSS and it will promptly be delivered to you on a silver bloody platter!

 

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Dark Chamber

All hail Satan! Just kiddin! Dark Chamber is about a satanic cult called the Black Circle who are known for their notorious murders and their heavy involvement with Satan Worship. I don’t know why but for some reason movies dealing with religious aspects do tend to scare me. I am kind of confused on why since I have a hard time accepting religion as anything real, it’s really just a way to control people.

That’s just my opinion, I wish I had faith to help me thru the long days but sometime’s it just doesn’t make any sense. Felissa Rose whose fame comes from the Sleepaway Camp films is in this playing the role of Heidi, the slutty older sister of pyromaniac Sonja and is always telling her to get lost so she can entertain her customers. You can tell she is totally irresponsible of her younger sister.

Justin has come home after being away for ten long years. His religious over bearing mother is starting to drive him crazy so he stays at one of the three apartments next to shady neighbors who he thinks are involved with the cult and murder. His father Kurt is a harsh man with a cold heart and an even colder disposition. Could he somehow be involved with all of this?

When it’s all said and done who will be left to tell the tale? Will the cult take over and turn rivers to blood with all their sacrifices? Does this cult even exist? Will Justin ever forgive his nag of a mom or just write her off as a fanatic? Dark Chamber gives your brain a run for it’s money when it comes to guessing at who’s really doing what to whom and why!

The Gaboff Brothers Interview by The Angry Princess

 

Do you guys wear any kind of high impact genitalia protectors? I mean the average “cup” doesn’t seem like it would be enough.

Mike: Nope, we take our chances! The only protection I really wear are tight briefs, speedo, or a thong as my underwear. I need my dick to stay secure and tight down there…I don’t know how guys can wear loose boxers all the time and have their dick flop around everywhere. I am an active person…I stunt, run, ride, box, dance, workout…all these things that would cause penis’s to flop around. 

Where’s the wildest place you have had sex? Do you prefer group sex or one on one ? 

Mike: In a sauna! It was a threesome, it was hot, really hot if you know what I mean! Think about it, sauna’s are like 100+ degrees and then 3 naked bodies moving like that! As far as the single or group question…Well it really depends on the girl, if she is someone I actually think is worth my time…then 1 on 1 is the way to go. If she is just some hoe, group sex is fun!

Ryan: The one that sticks out the most in my mind was at the steam room in the gym. Luckily it’s so moist and barely visible in there because I used the pull out method and had nothing to clean up with. So if you’re one of those people who walk in there bare footed, you might want to reconsider. And personally, I prefer group sex but only with multiple girls. When other dudes come into the picture its takes away the whole king status and it turns into more of a competition.

Anyone ever lose a nut?

Ryan: No… But if I did, I wouldn’t be ashamed to rock out with my cock out. The only thing I would change is our motto to “Some Talent, Mostly BALL”

Is your Mom more concerned with the stunts themselves or the sleazy girls they attract?

Mike: If sleazy girls are attracted to stunts, that’s good for them. I don’t bring sleazy girls home to Mom, so Mom has nothing to worry about! One day she is going to get some big-titted Asian Victoria Secret super model as her daughter-in-law.

Are you guys covered under a small business medical plan and if so… what’s THAT premium a month?

Ryan: We got our own health insurance separately. Not sure why they haven’t dropped us yet, they must have not googled our names. We don’t have any medical plan associated with the business. If we did, I can assure you we’d have the most expensive coverage in the world.

In today’s times of entertainment, companies and those they employ are making money off the smallest forms of participation. Have any of the groupies requested monetary compensation for the “gang bang”?

Mike: Not yet…but I can definitely see this happening on The Pro Idiot Tour.

Not knocking what you guys do in anyway! I’m recognizing that you ARE entertainers and what you do IS dangerous however – seriously and I mean this as an intelligent question – do either of you have aspirations of pursuing a career as a stuntman for motion pictures?

Mike: Seriously, yes. I do, maybe not as a full-time every day job…but definitely for a side job because doing stunts is fun for me. I also love film, love action, and the pay for this type of shit is pretty damn good. I have been doing some independent work for the past 2-3 years, so well see. 

Some athletes stay away from the orgasm prior to a big game since they are looking to maintain all that pent up aggression and keep leg muscles their most responsive. Is it the same for you guys?

Mike: I never heard of that before…and I don’t think Gaboff can withstand not fucking, getting head, or jerking off. He needs to bust a nut a least 4 times a day to keep himself going. Even back in the day, we used to visit our grandparents who we don’t really see a lot, stay overnight…and what do you know I find cum in the toilet bowl, he even jerks off in other peoples homes. That’s sick, cum is everywhere with him. Don’t get me wrong if I am at hotels and shit I will bust a nut all over the dresser and not even clean it…but not at legit homes.

Ryan: I’m the complete opposite of those queers. I’ll have sex anytime, anywhere. It gets me loose, and when it comes to falling, crashing, and taking hits, that is one of the key factors to preventing injuries. So if I could squeeze a quickie in before a big stunt, you know I will.

You work together, you travel together, some of you are blood related. Honestly,… who’s got the largest penis?

Mike: Honestly, my dick is longer, his dick is wider. I don’t know what girls like better, I hope length, rather then width…but that is the truth.

 

On the Set of Transformers 2

Hollywood is in the Guerilladelphia area! Shooting for Transformers 2 is underway in Princeton, NJ and This Is Some Scene was there on the set. On Tuesday they were shooting a car chase scene – a silver Saturn racing through the streets of Princeton and crashing into a lamppost. There were also scenes of Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox on Princeton’s campus. The kids are all grown up now it would seem and are going to an Ivy League school. A motorcycle was also there – possibly a transforming motorcycle?

This week has been beautiful weather-wise in the Princeton area and you can feel the excitement in the air as you walk through Princeton’s campus. Crew trucks litter the campus – all have the “Operated by Paramount Pictures” sign stuck to the side and large section of the campus was turned into an outdoor catering facility for craft services. Wednesday shooting went indoors at Princeton University. A throng of 13 year-old girls hovered around the building in hopes to get a glimpse of Shia. Outside of that, not much was to be seen today. Security is very tight on the set. The Princeton police force along with campus security and crew from Paramount Pictures are doing their best to keep spoiler seekers away. They even announced that photography with cameras and cell phones was strictly forbidden and you will be escorted off the campus if you break the rules.

Nobody Loves Alice

What does it take to get to fall in love? Luck? Fate? How about willingness? Alice wants nothing else but to be loved. Someone to call home to and tell them she is going to be late from work. Someone to hold her and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Can’t a girl just get some goddamn attention please?! How far would you go for love? Alice goes to extremes so she can have her own man.

Alice seems to be a very awkward and shy non-social butterfly, who as a child had her wings picked off leaving her slightly damaged… I guess she can thank good ol’ daddy for that one. It all starts when Abigail thinks that her boyfriend is going to ask her to marry him. She just has to make sure that he is keeping his dick in his pants and is remaining faithful to her.

Megan talks Abigail into using their quiet meek co worker Alice to play the part of the seductress that would hopefully, for Abigail’s sake, not to be able to get him to sway. Alex drives Alice home and realizes he forgot to give her something and ends up missing for days. Will Abigail find him? Is he just avoiding her because he found out about their little prank and is ignoring her?

We soon learn that the introvert Alice, whom we all thought wouldn’t even be capable kill a fly, can do a lot more than we have ever imagined. Should you feel bad for her since she is a damaged social outcast? Should you hate her for being a sick little bitch? You decide as you watch this flick that gives all of us movie fans a taste of something new.

Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69

You just might recognize this directors name- Keith Crocker. It is he who has previously brought us The Bloody Ape, a drive in movie take on Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder in the Rue Morgue. This time he offers us Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69, a 70’s inspired Nazi exploitation flick with plenty of blood, torture and naked Natasha running around using her body and her smarts to tackle the guards at Blitzkrieg.

Helmut Shultz and his peons in Nazi crime like to terrorize their prisoners with biochemical weapons, and  to shoot on site torture for their own personal enjoyment. Helmut is a very round man who thinks he can get away with what ever he wants but ends up caught in bed with his very close male friend who is also his partner in crime. Can Natasha take on this whole camp of horny men all by her lonesome?

The actors in this flick push themselves for your viewing pleasure. Natasha gives a great performance, you believe she is really being tortured and her reactions to interrogation were priceless. I don’t think I could really concentrate on my lines with my boobs and butt shining bright for all to see…but I am shy that way so you’d never see me displaying my goods for a film.

Can the captured overcome their grief and ban together to overturn this prison from hell? Will they be stuck there forever or until the welcome of death relieves them? Will the plan to out smart this Nazi operation work, or will they all end up dead and just a memory of what could of been? Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69 reminds you of all the nasty situations that war can bring!

DVD RELEASE -August/ September 2008

Dvd Special features:
Commentary with director Keith Crocker, stars- Tatyana Kot and Steph Van Vlack, and production
designer Keith Matturro

Nazis on Nassau: Behind the scenes documentary featuring interviews from the cast and crew (25 minutes)

Full 2:15 directors cut of the film

Deleted scenes

Original Short: Schindler’s Lust- the inspiration for Blitzkrieg

Keith Crocker short film Desade 88′

Production Stills

Original Grindhouse style trailer

Other Wild Eye Releasing Trailers

http://www.myspace.com/blitzkriegthemovie
http://www.myspace.com/wildeyereleasing
http://www.brainsonfilm.com

House Of The Damned

 Sean Weathers is known for his movies like Hookers In Revolt and a Lust for Vengeance since they have realistic sex and drug use scenes that many people can relate to. House of the Damned is about Emily a vain model type who is played by Monica Williams. Emily was the Queen of Africa decades before and had made a pact with the devil to kill people in order for her to stay young and beautiful.

This curse also needs Emily to murder her own daughter Liz on her 21st birthday in order for her to continue her quest for everlasting beauty. The only way the spell could ever be lifted would be for her only daughter Liz to find the ancient scroll and read it backwords.

Liz’s grandfather Nahum lives upstairs isolated in his own place. You soon learn that Liz’s grandfather isn’t exactly who he seems to be… he is a lot closer to Liz than she has ever imagined. When he fills her in on the curse and who her mother really is, he can barely wheeze the tale out of his old used up lungs while trying to make her believe him. Nahum needed to warn Liz so she would be aware of the evil that evades her mother even in her absence. Will princess Liz last thru this harrowing ordeal or will she end up just a memory?

House Of The Damned moved a little slow but I did like the storyline a lot it because it was like some mythical adventure instead of the same old slasher movie. So as the kids show up for Liz’s birthday the guys are all drooling over her mom’s stunning good looks while the girls are rolling their eyes a mile a minute. It was funny seeing Liz’s friends be forced to wear pointy birthday hats like little kids.

Nahum is pertified of Emily so he hopes that Liz will be able to finally put a stop to this anti-aging curse. Will Liz find the scroll and reverse this spell before she is devoured by her friends after they are all killed and brought back to life  by witchcraft as hungry zombies craving her flesh?

Wasabi Tuna

A group of friends that idolize Halloween are having a crisis in figuring out what their costumes will be this year. A slew of famous faces are displayed thru out this campy but fun romp! Alexis Arquette plays a transvestite that is pretty true to his own self image that has a group of drag queen friends that worship Anna Nicole Smith and her little dog sugar pie.

Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Nicole she’s so outrageous! It was filmed back when she was carrying all that weight around with her. Kimmie and her trusty douche bag lawyer Howard are here planted by her plus size as usual. It’s a shame that looking at him you have to wonder if he had something to do with her and her son Daniel’s death in real life, her story had a tragic ending.

In this movie she displays her playful nature and her goofy sense of humor. To watch this film, you actually need a silly sense of humor since there is nothing serious about it! If you are expecting a drama filled with intense scenes, skip it. But if you know what your in for when you go into watching the film it makes it a whole lot easier to accept the responsibility of admitting if you like it or not!

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