Sutures
August 31, 2010
In Tammi Sutton’s Sutures, a bunch friends who happen to be med students head out to the vast open countyside to relax, party, you know just enjoy each others company. They stay in this amazing little castle that has you envious of their little vacation until you see what happens in the long run- then your just shaking your head saying “I knew the countryside equaled bad freakin news!
Sienna is a cute little blond who seems to be the only one with her head on straight among her kooky prankster friends. Well on their way there a mysterious dark haired man dressed all in black named Alexander Tatum follows them. Alex is one twisted individual since as a child he witnessed his father butcher and take the organs out of his own mother.
The film then turns into a Hostel type situation where each friend is captured and tortured before being cut up for their ripe ever ready organs that these people will sell for top dollar. Will any of these students survive to tell the tale? Or will they all become just empty organless bodies that will just be disposed of like rotting trash?
Jason London plays Detective Zane who is on the case and at the hospital questioning Sienna since certain things are not quite adding up to the evidence from the scene. Is she lying to him? Maybe she is just suffering from post traumatic stress and is confused. How would you feel if all of your friends went thru hell and you saw every single detail?
Rag Tag
August 17, 2010
Two little boys named Raymond and Tagbo met when they were just eight years old and even though their backgrounds are totally different they bond immediately – Raymond is from a single parent and Tagbo is from middle class Nigerian parents who seem to be seriously strict and manners are a must in their household- they are raising their son properly.
So they are torn apart as children and then meet up again ten years down the line.Tag just finished up law school and is realizing how hard it is to find a position in someone’s firm. Tag’s white girlfriend who has a truck driver mouth like myself is disliked by Tag’s parents so much they don’t even want he in their home let alone near their son.
Rag and Tag are invited out to Nigeria for Olisa’s Chieftaincy ceremony and they partake in the ceremony. Rag decides he must try to save Tag from Olisa’s shady character and is determined to do so. After the party Tag helps Rag nurse his wounds and the next thing you know they are kissing. Tag pulls away and seems confused.
Can these two figure out their feelings for each other and decide to be friends or lovers? Could they be both? It’s just not that easy since there are so many innocent people involved including significant others and Rag’s daughter. The film was a tad slow for my taste but the story wasn’t so bad. It’s sad that people have to hide their feelings for each other because of prejudice.
BrainJacked
August 15, 2010
BrainJacked starts out with a bloody bang since the head ripping scene has you sickly craving what else is in store for you! Tristan has a life of shit and suffers from crippling migraines. His mom is a skanked out mess who is passed around like a piece of meat to all of his new stepfathers friends. Imagine walking out into a room of guys using and abusing your mama, what would you do?
You’d pop someone in the face and get kicked out ending up on a park bench that’s what. There he meets Lanie and she takes him to a place where they all are talking about being given the gift. They are like a cult but this Doctor drills into their brain and adds a device that allows him to control their every move when the feeling hits him without them even knowing it.
During a fight Tristan has this thing come out of his head and starts to realize what is really going on and grabs Lanie telling her they need to head somewhere safe and figure things out. After he proves to her that what he is saying is really happening they steal the good old doctor’s briefcase and hightail it the hell out of there
Tristan removes Lanie’s device and they try to get help but it seems that everyone they turn too has already been drilled and under the evil Doctor’s control. Can these two manage to somehow survive thru this harrowing ordeal? Or will the effects from this doc’s cruel experiments cause an outcome that will scar poor Tristan’s mind forever?
Say Goodnight
August 10, 2010
Men, do you really wanna see how corny and horny they are all the time? Then you need to watch David Von Allmen’s Say Goodnight cause it’s a fine example of how immature they really are…but it’s funny as hell and nice to have the fly on the wall insight of how their mind works and what makes them tick. I am sure not all guys are this way (yeah right!) but I bet it’s like two guys out of 1000 that aren’t total pigs.
Three guys are sitting at a booth in a bar with there other friend chit chatting about their lives and of course the women they have loved and then managed to lose with their own destined stupidity. They say you live and learn but something tells me these fools just might not ever learn the valuable lesson of grow the hell up already.
My favorite character in the film was Victor he was not only cute and hysterical but he kept digging his hole deeper and deeper with his adolesent like schemes to make his new girlfriend at the time Crystal jealous so that she would want him even more- let me tell you something right now, women don’t like that trick and it will get you pushed away way before it draws you closer.
I laughed and at times I thought “what in the hell were these guys thinking?” Mason seems to have some sort of OCD thing going on- or hey maybe he’s secretly gay but he is always making excuses when it come down to entering. Leroy is in a horrible relationship but he seems to be the only one who doesn’t see it…well until he meets Victoria.
Change of Life
July 20, 2010
Reverend Gary Cattell is a total homophobe that preaches of how being gay will earn you a permenant place in the fiery bowels of hell. He is so bad that his website is called fagsshallburn.com- I mean how in the world does he even get away with such a foul name? It’s amazing how closed minded people still really are and we are all entitled to our opinions, we just shouldn’t expect everyone to agree.
His beautiful daughter Sarah is gay and terrified of him knowing or finding out since he is so against it and would probably disown her or do something far worse. The Reverend has a radio show where people call in and usually have something awful to say and he agrees whole heartedly. Sarah has been going thru some rough times since her good friend Adam was murdered recently in a gay hate crime.
Sarah one night just seems to snap and lose it and calls into her jaded father’s radio show that loves to fag bash and look down on gays and gives him a piece of her mind literally! She commits suicide on the air and her dad is just devastated. I am sure he is left with a ton of “what if” questions and wishes maybe he could of did things a lot differently.
He wakes up one day and time has rewound before her death, will he be able to right his wrongs? What would you do if your child was gay? Would you abandon them? Would you try and force them to be straight or just ignore it and pretend it’s not really happening? It’s a shame that people really are filled with that much hate for the gays- will it ever change?
FIREBALL
July 7, 2010
Tyler Draven used to be the man! He had it all, he was a star football player that was loved by all with tons of cash and plenty of women. Drugs and anger took it’s toll on him so when a reporter tails him to a gas station/ convenience store and antagonizes him while rolling his camera, Draven loses it and beats that man’s ass so bad he ends up in jail.
While in jail he shaves his head bald and goes thru a hellish withdrawl that has him acting like a freak. All of his anger and energy somehow along with a jail fire give him this new ability of mentally creating fire. Soon he perfects his new craft and uses it for nothing but destruction. He has the goal of heading back to where the incident took place and acting out revenge on all that have wronged him.
Eva Williams who is the town of Cedar Hills expert on fire since it’s her job to be, ends up with Lee Cooper the out of town arrogant son of a gun who was sent to bring Draven back to jail- dead or alive! They decide to figure out how to trap him and concoct a plan that they think might actually do the job
and they’ll finally get their man!
What if this trap doesn’t work? I’ll tell you what will happen if it doesn’t, Mr. Tyler Draven will take his high voltage ass over to the towns nuclear plant and everyone will be fried like burnt toast. Do you think a movie like this could possiby have a happy ending? Or will the director go for mass destruction as the films grand finale?
Abduction
June 21, 2010
You always hear of all the horrors that happen within those terrifying underground sex slave rings on the news or as a story on Lifetime network but Abduction isn’t sugar coated for the TV screen it’s a raw look at what really goes on. I mean these people don’t play around, they even sell the organs from some of the victims they lure there.
These guys search for the perfect specimens for their booming business so that the buyers are all happy customers and will more than likely come back for more. These girls have perfect bodies, and need to be flawless for their buyers. You might think to yourself as your watching- “How could this all be going down with no consequences.” Dirty cops of course!
The head honcho there has a disabled and disturbed son Charlie’s (David Sitbon) whose job is to clean up the mess they make so he’s like a twisted janitor of sorts but he has one problem that he just can’t seem to kick- stealing body parts! Well a guy named Donnie and his friend Sam meet Holly (Jaimee Zapp) and her friend in the bar and they bring the guys back to the house where the get a taste of the sex slaves.
Donnie realizes one of the sex slaves is his friend Bella and decides there has to be some way to get her out of this foul place. He plots out how is going to do it and then confides in Sam who now works there… but can he trust him? Can Donnie manage to save Bella before it’s to late? Or will he end up being just another organ donor?
Temptation
June 21, 2010
It all starts with a blond girl Izzy standing on the ledge of a bridge arguing with herself on whether to commit suicide or not.The night before she was stabbed and raped by a perverted scumbag in an alley but the seductive beauty Aurelie swoops down and ends Isabel’s attacker’s life with the swift gouging of her shoes heel to his throat.
Catherine Taylor’s flick Temptation is a sultry and seductive vampire tale that will heat up your TV screen and have you in awe of the Queen vampires beauty even though she is a blood beast! The Moulin Rouge like club of Vampires called Temptation were my favorite parts. I would of loved to have taken a trip to that place with the ragtime music playing while sexy chicks dance- everynight was different
Well now the police defectives are knocking on Izzy’s door wanting answers to the questions they have for her about her rapists murder. Now she is on the run with her belly cramping for a fix of that hot metallic tasting blood- if she would accept what she was and give into her hunger she’d be a lot better off. The thought of being a vampire sickens her and she is fighting it.
Will she give in and sick her new fangs into a throbbing vein and begin the life of a creature from the night? Or will she fight it and end up leaping to her death off that tall intimidating London bridge? What would your choice be? Would you like to be a part of her posse of fangs? Could you handle becoming what has always just been a myth to you?
Vampegeddon
June 14, 2010
Longshanks the very skilled vampire slayer has followed Giovanni with the intention of slaying him and being done with it already. So after he spots the pale faced vampire – (he looked kind of cool except they missed putting the white make up all over his neck) they duke it out to the death- both of their deaths and the story begins.
It’s the present day where Goth is in- dudes with eyeliner and chicks with freaky alternative hairpieces that I thought were pretty damn cool. I really thought this was going to be a bad one but it’s perfectly cheesy and has plenty of big ass boobs in it. What’s better to do on a boring Friday night than settle in with a vampre flick to ease the stress of you work week?
Liz is a cute mousy little thing that works at the chicken shack and when she gets off she always meets up with her goth friends and dresses up like them because she’s also a closeted freak. They all get together to hold a ritual and see what they can dredge up- it never seemed to work before but guess what, this time will finally be different.
So now Giovanni has been summoned and he takes Melissa as his little plaything since her and Mona became vampires after the ritual. Can these kids manage to defeat the Vampire king by themselves?Or will their friends be gone forever. Maybe some how, some way Longshanks will show up to save the day- it’s a movie people you never know!
My Sister’s Keeper
June 14, 2010
As seriously trained Military hitman named Jacob Tate has been forced to go on a job by his boss Maliki to kill off a pretty English teacher Diane. He drives out to her small Southern town and parks in front of her house and gets ready to go in and get the job done. Just when he’s about to open the front door to creep in Diane swings the door open.
Poor Diane thinks he is her long lost brother and whips him inside with excitement. Well Mama Pines knows that he ain’t the real deal and tells him so. Jacob is thrown into their colorful family and starts doubting if he should go thru with orders. If he does his job he has a chance to go free, and if he doesn’t he will be killed.
What willl Tate do? Can he just go in the room one night and blow her brains out or will he try to save her instead. Tate can not understand why someone would want Diane dead. Her husband Preston is a cheating dog who doesn’t give a damn about her. Could he be in on it? I mean Christ just get a damn divorce already…
I liked the film but it just seemed a tad slow at times but was very comedic at others. Eric Roberts played his part well as usual and he was almost like a ghost the way he would disappear so fast. So do you think there will be a happy ending to this story here people? Or will Diane’s death blood end up splattering her nice homes white walls?
















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